Sgt_Bulldog: a poem by Jeanie Axton

March 19th, 2018
Sgt_Bulldog: a poem by Jeanie Axton

My name is sgt_bulldog
Some call me an internet star
Know all over Australia
And on shores further afar

Ive been on Channel 9 news
My name across the TV set
Over 10 000 followers joined me
And more to follow yet

When you see me smile
And it looks a downward grin
Im really very happy
Its just a bulldog thing

I love sitting on the couch
A packet of doggy snacks
One hand on the remote
A nice pillow on my back

The dog wash at the servo
Is not my favourite place
But for my social audience
I’ll put on a brave bulldog face

I can climb a steep sandhill
And perform skateboarding feats
A bit of an adventurer
#An extreme sports athlete

Australia Day breakie
Was my favourite meal this year
Bacon and Eggs galore
Which quickly disappeared

When Im lying in my hammock
Living a life of pleasure
My famous face towards the camera
All for my viewers pleasure

If you want to see me daily
With a beam from ear to ear
Look me up on Instagram sgt_bulldog
A selfie will appear

Jeanie Axton lives with her husband Nick, her dog and cat and three chickens in the beautiful South East of South Australian Mt Gambier, famously known for its Blue Lake. A secondary teacher at a local Lutheran College, Jeanie has been dabbling in the area of children nonsense poems for many years. She expresses the comedy in animal antics and in her poetry

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